hi im zach. sometimes on the internet im dave and other times im ladygaga420. i dont really like the second one very much but i do like having another regular name that isnt my real name. i think thats really fun. im from south jersey but ive lived in eastern idaho and south florida. ive wanted a personal website for 30 years but never bothered to learn and now im learning. you can teach an old dog new tricks allegedly, so lets see.